Corrupt a wish , Make a wish

Here is a new forum game brought to you by yours truly. I will of course start a wish and it is your job to corrupt it in any way imaginable. Then create your own wish.

Rules:

Basically you start off by saying "done" then state how the wish became true, but went horribly wrong.

Examples:
(1)
Me: I wish for a million dollars.
You: Done, but it resulted in you getting hooked on drugs which, ends up killing you within two weeks because of your asthma.

You: I wish for eternal life

(2)
Me: I wish for a hot girlfriend that makes a lot of money.
You: Done, but it turns out shes a hooker and you just caught a disease that doctors have no idea what it is or how to treat it.

You: I wish to be an awesome singer.

Ok, I'll start now.
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I wish I could fly

Done, but a large flying panda ate you one day while you were flying.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Done, but while crossing a road, you were hit by a car, and unfortunately, you died.


I wish for unlimited wishes.